At the beginning of the lights, after school, I was carrying my schoolbag, like a goose alone, staggering on the kerb to pass the lonely time.
I don’t want to go home too early, because there is no one at home but me!
You must ask, there is no one in the family, so where are all the adults in your family?
It’s not like it disappeared, is it?
Alas, it didn’t disappear, but it’s a long story:
My grandpa, grandma, grandpa and grandma all live in the country. When I was young, they took turns to come to the city to take care of me.
After I went to primary school, they thought living in the city was so boring that no one spoke, so they all went back to the country.
My mother is a “white bone essence”-what?
Your mother is a monster?
If you think so, I can only say that you are OUT!
“White bone essence” is the abbreviation of “white collar + backbone + elite”.
She is an executive of a foreign company, and now she doesn’t know whether she is in the United States or Europe-she flies around the planet 360 days a year, 365 days a year, and occasionally goes home, which makes me feel surprised that the sun comes out in the west, the rooster lays eggs, and spring onions grow on people’s heads!
My father is a writer.
Writers are supposed to be at home every day, right?
Doesn’t someone say that a writer is “sitting at home”?
But that was before.
Dad doesn’t have to go to work and stays at home all day using computer code words-if I don’t hear the “click” sound of tapping the keyboard when I come home from school, I will think that he has been robbed by aliens!
But in the last year or two, writers have become “walking masters,” and one critic put it well– “getting popular” means “getting popular” and “not going to be popular”. Today’s writers sign lectures all over the world for more than half of the year, which is similar to those who go around the world to promote and sell rat poison.?.
Their books are a bestseller. I don’t know if they are good at writing them, or whether they are good at walking and cheating.
My father used to be the kind of person who hated to move his nest and even bothered to go downstairs.
But recently, watching his colleagues walk in all directions one by one, and walk one by one, he can no longer sit still.
A month ago, he received a phone call from the publisher and was ecstatic: “what?”
Is your publisher willing to package me?
Let me go everywhere to sign the book?
Editor, are you telling the truth?
I’m leaving right away! ”
My father was so excited to pack up and go out that he completely forgot that there was a son like me at home.
Fortunately, when I heard my father’s phone, I rushed out of the room, stopped him and asked, “Dad, where are you going?”
My father looked at me with a red light in his eyes and said excitedly, “Xiao Kong, your father is going to be famous!”
The publisher asked me to sign the book, oh yeah!
Oh, yeah! ”
Dad danced like he won 10 million yuan in the lottery, just like a child!
This is quite in line with his identity-a writer of children’s literature with a childlike innocence!
I said, “but what am I going to do when you leave?”
Dad hesitated for a moment and said, “Xiao Kong, money and bank cards are in the drawer. If you eat, you can call fast food. Cleaning can be called a cleaner. Life is not a problem.”
You usually remember to lock the door when you go out, but our community is a high-end community, very safe. ”
Before Dad finished his words, his cell phone rang. Dad quickly picked it up and said with a smile, “all right, Editor Liu, I’ll take a taxi to the airport right away.”. ”
Before I could speak, my father rushed out of the house like a rocket, throwing down the last words: “Xiao Kong, no absenteeism, do your homework on time!”
As soon as my father left, I immediately jumped three feet high and cheered in a voice that made the earth shake three times: “Yay, free!”
I specially took off my shoes and jumped on the bed, jumping like a trampoline, jumping and jumping, while shouting hysterically.
Usually, people take care of what they do at home, not this, not that.
Haha, I’m the only one left in the house now!
I picked up the phone and said proudly, “KFC?”
Give me a coke, no, two colas, a large one!
I also want a hamburger, two pairs of Orleans grilled wings, and three fiery whirlwind ice creams. ”
After a while, the doorbell rang and the delicious food was delivered home.
I lay on the sofa, crossing my legs, eating and watching cartoons. After eating the chicken wings, I threw the bones to the ground.
Haha, no one is whispering in my ear anymore:
“Xiao Kong, why don’t you go and do your homework!”
“Xiao Kong, why are you littering again? why don’t you pick it up!”
“Xiao Kong, it’s time to practice the piano!”
“Xiao Kong, no cartoons!”
Small empty this and small empty that, annoying people to death!