The way people around us look at us is even weirder.
I was busy dragging them into the amusement park.
Although there are many bizarre episodes, but this day, I am very happy, because accompanied by my parents, although they are my parents!
In order to prevent them from making jokes, I didn’t take them out the next day. Instead, I asked them to read books and newspapers at home, and I taught them to surf the Internet.
Although they are as blank as a blank sheet of paper in many aspects, including common sense of life, they do have a high IQ, never forget reading books and newspapers, and are extremely diligent, as stated in the recipe. The speed of learning knowledge is ten times or even a hundred times that of ordinary people.
The following week, they went to the city library to borrow books by themselves.
Gradually, they know all aspects of the world, society and family, including the rules of getting along with others-if they were stupid as babies a week ago, they are now, literally, social elites.
I had a warm and happy week with my new father and mother.
It was another Monday morning, and I was sleeping soundly when I heard my new mother call me: “Xiao Kong, get up quickly, it’s time for morning reading!”
I turned over and went back to sleep.
The new mother firmly lifted my quilt and said, “Xiao Kong, get up!”
I had no choice but to get up obediently, brush my teeth and wash my face.
There is still an hour left from school. I have never got up so early!
After washing, my new mother handed me the English textbook and said, “memorize the words well. I’ll do a spot check in half an hour!”
I sighed and said, “Mom, I’m so sleepy. Can you let me sleep a little longer?”
I was not in the habit of reading in the morning. ”
The new mother shook her head and said, “Xiao Kong, your ex-mother indulged you so much, that’s why your grades are so poor.”
From today on, you need to pull yourself together.
The plan of the day is in the morning. You have to work hard to catch up with your grades.
Remember, you have to get up early every day and read in the morning. ”
I almost fainted on hearing this, but the mother is the mother, and the son can only be obedient.
After memorizing the English words for half an hour, the new mother checked it out and was satisfied, so she said to me, “Xiao Kong, we must continue to work hard in the future!”
Come and have dinner. ”
As soon as my new mother said to eat, I realized that my stomach was beating with hunger.
I rushed to the table and exclaimed, “Wow, there are my favorite poached eggs!”
Then he reached out to pick up the chopsticks and put them in his mouth-you know, I used to buy some bread and milk for breakfast, and sometimes I didn’t even eat them.
I haven’t eaten delicious poached eggs for a long time!
The new father, who was sitting on the sofa reading the newspaper, looked up, glared at me seriously and said earnestly, “Xiao Kong, you must learn to be gentlemanly, elegant and calm. You can’t be restless all the time.”
Our family is a middle-class family, and family members should behave in a middle-class manner.
Look at you, running around like a monkey and talking so loudly. You have to reflect on yourself! ”
More than half of my enthusiasm was immediately extinguished, thinking to myself: cut, although my original parents often take care of me, but there are not so many rules ah!
“come on, eat!
Don’t be late. ”
My new mother urged me.
Sitting at the table, I suddenly remembered something and said, “Dad.”. ”
Having just said two words, the new father and mother both gave me a reproachful look.
When I was busy keeping my mouth shut, my father said, “Don’t talk about food, don’t talk in bed!”
I feel terrible-I’m used to talking to people while eating. What an atmosphere! it’s so awkward not to let me talk!
I had just eaten two mouthfuls of bread when my new mother said, “Xiao Kong, don’t make a sound when you eat.”
I feel like I’m on pins and needles when I have breakfast, I’m not allowed to speak, I’m not allowed to make a sound, and I have to sit in a proper manner and don’t move.
After breakfast, my new father said to me, “Xiao Kong, don’t talk when you eat.”
Is there a needle pricking you on the chair?
If you look at whether you are sitting or not, you look very ill-bred. ”
The new father spoke in a quiet and gentle voice, but I didn’t think it would be better to scold me like a storm.
I feel sick when I see the look in his eyes. Alas, my new father has learned so many rules only a few days after he came to this world.
Look at the new father and mother’s every move, elegant as if in an opera, they will not ask me to do the same?
I can’t do that!
All the good mood was gone early in the morning, and I gloomily picked up my schoolbag and went out to school.