Click, click. ”
I opened the door with the key, and the house was quiet, except for the sound of tapping on the computer keyboard in the study-my father was writing in the air.
My stomach growled.
After playing all day, I’m a little hungry.
Thinking of my “white-bone essence” (white-collar + backbone + elite) mother has to work overtime today, I know that I can only let my father cook.
However, although my father is usually gentle and a “good man”, he doesn’t recognize his relatives when he writes. If I dare to interrupt him, he will immediately turn into a “Tyrannosaurus Rex” and scold me!
I hesitated for a while between “starving” and “being scolded”. In the end, I still felt that eating was more important (didn’t the ancients say “food is the most important thing for the people”), so I risked being eaten alive by Tyrannosaurus Rex and knocked on the door of the study.
“Boom, boom, boom.”
After a while, my father opened the door, and he turned pale and shouted at me angrily, “Sun Xiaokang, how many times have I told you that when I am writing, don’t disturb me!”
Do you know how many ingenious plots I will forget, how many wonderful words I will lose, and how much inspiration I will scare away when you disturb me like this. ”
Dad scolded people like a surging river.
I interrupted him hurriedly and said, “Dad, I’m hungry. Aren’t you hungry?”
Dad touched his stomach and said, “when you say that, I feel hungry, too.”
Come on, call for takeout! ”
I cheered and said, “Dad, can you order KFC takeout?”
Father said: “No, foreign fast food is junk food, it is better to eat less!”
I rolled my eyes and said, “Dad, good dad, let me eat KFC takeout and celebrate!”
Dad was stunned for a moment and asked, “what are you celebrating?”
I said, “celebrate that my father is about to write a great work that has never been seen before.”
“the ancient and the present” is a term that my father often talks about. Writing a book that can be described as “ancient and modern” is also his “lifelong dream”.
My father smiled into a flower and asked, “how do you know my work is coming out?”
I was stupefied for a moment, but I reacted quickly and said, “this.
Needless to say? ”
As the saying goes, wear a thousand clothes, but do not wear flattery.
The father was even happier when he heard this and said, “good son, let’s make an exception and eat KFC.”
I nodded happily, picked up the phone and ordered KFC takeout.
Then I pretended to be interested and asked, “Dad, do you have a new inspiration?”
The father said excitedly, “Yes, son, the inspiration for my new work is brought by someone who looks exactly like you!”
I laughed to myself and thought: it’s not someone who looks exactly like me, it’s me at all!
Pretending to be surprised, I grabbed my father’s hand and asked, “what?”
Someone who looks exactly like me?
Where did you meet it? ”
Dad said, “it’s at the bus stop near the neighborhood.”
I met a child there this morning. He looks so much like you!
At first I thought you were absent from school and snuck out of school to play, but when I called the school and the teacher said you were at school, I knew I had made a mistake.
But at that moment, I had a flash in my head and thought of a story about twins.
Xiao Kong, do you know Harry Potter?
Rowling, the writer of Harry Potter, was inspired when she met a little boy who looked like a wizard while on the train.
And I was inspired by meeting a little boy like you.
Rowling and I think alike.
Haha, my new work will be as popular all over the world as Harry Potter!
No, it will definitely surpass Harry Potter!
Do you know?
Before the book is written, I have already thought of the slogan on the book’s waist cover, which is called “the only local original work in this century that can compete with Harry Potter”.
I am 100% convinced that I am the writer in China who is most likely to win the International Hans Christian Andersen Prize. No, the Hans Christian Andersen Prize is too small. It is the Nobel Prize for Literature. ”
Dad blew his own trumpet and fantasized about the dream of being famous and making a lot of money. I almost fell asleep when I heard it.
When I can’t stand it, I pinch my stomach with my hands– wake myself up, cover my mouth– and don’t let myself throw up!
I complained in my heart: KFC, why don’t you come?
My belly is so hungry that it is going to stick to my back!
Dad was still bragging endlessly when KFC arrived.
I just turned a deaf ear and bowed my head to eat.
When the meal was over, my father’s “speech” was not over. I hurriedly said, “Dad, I have to go back to my room to do my homework. Go and write a book.”
The father asked with a little uncertainty, “Xiao Kong, do you really think Dad’s new work is that good?”
I nodded again and again and said, “it’s fine, Dad, go to work!”
I thought to myself: if I don’t know, my father will ask me what’s wrong with me, and then have a big debate with me.
Well, in that case, I won’t do anything tonight!
The father said triumphantly, “even my son said yes, that can’t be wrong!”
OK, then I’m going to write the masterpiece of ‘the past and the present’.
Xiao Kong, go and do your homework! ”
I nodded, went back to my room and opened my bag.
Oh, no. I didn’t go to school today. I don’t even know what homework the teacher assigned!
I forgot to ask the man who went to school for me just now.
What do we do now?
If you don’t do your homework, you will be scolded at school tomorrow.
Suddenly, with a flash of inspiration in my head, I patted my head and thought, “won’t I split up?”
Tomorrow I’ll get a separate person to go to school for me. Even if I am scolded, I will be scolded. I can’t hear you.
You don’t have to do your homework!
I’m so smart!
I lay in bed, humming and reading the comic book Detective Conan.
Wow, another Chamber of Secret murder!
An impossible crime!
Who could be the killer?
How did he do it?
I was watching it with relish when suddenly a big hand fell from the sky and snatched the book away.
I looked up, it was my mother!
Oh, no. I was so fascinated just now that I didn’t notice my mother coming home.
Mom is not as easy to fool as my father. What should I do?