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When I got back to school, the class was just over.

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When I got back to school, the class was just over.
Zhu Mingming and Bai Gujing pulled me to an empty corner of the playground and asked anxiously, “what’s going on?”
I told them what had happened.
Zhu Mingming said, “it must be one of your people who did it!”
Thanks to your alibi, if he did it in the middle of the night and you couldn’t prove yourself, you’d be on your way to juvie right now! ”
I asked: “you say, my husband does not rob gold and silver treasures, does not rob banks, but goes to the research institute to steal any state secrets? is he a foreign spy?”
Bai Gujing thought for a moment and said, “maybe he is not a foreign spy, but an alien spy!”
I asked in surprise, “what?”
Zhu Mingming said: “Yes, Sun Xiaokang, with the earth’s current technology, can not let people separate.”
According to your description, it is because that night, a meteor rushed into your body and merged with you, and the next day, you will be separated!
Where does the meteor come from?
From another planet, of course!
This incident is probably a plot by aliens to borrow your body to Earth to steal secrets! ”
Makes sense!
Before that, why didn’t I suspect that these halves had bad intentions?
I said regretfully, “it’s all my fault. What do we do now?”
A picture came to my mind: the alien flying saucer invaded the earth on a large scale. I was spurned by all the people of the world, and everyone called me a “earth thief”!
Bai Gujing said, “it’s not all your fault. You didn’t know this would happen in advance.”…
Otherwise, let’s call the police. after all, Xiao Kong only has more than a dozen people and looks exactly like Xiao Kong. with the strength of the police, it is very easy to find a dozen people with such obvious characteristics! ”
Zhu Mingming said, “Yes, we must arrest them all!”
I took out my cell phone from my pocket and dialed 110: “Uncle Police, I would like to report that a group of alien spies have sneaked into the earth, disguised as earthlings, trying to steal the secrets of earthlings.”
Before I had finished my words, I was interrupted by the policeman on the other end of the phone: “Little classmate, have you watched too many science fiction movies?”
You can’t make a random call to 110!
Toot, toot, toot. ”
Bai Gujing asked, “how is it?”
I said, “the police don’t believe me. Hang up the phone!”
Zhu Ming said, “in my experience, ninety-nine of a hundred adults will not believe the news of an alien invasion, and one of them is also a UFO fan!”
Bai Gujing said: “this shows that some people still believe!”
As long as someone believes it, you should try it.
But what should we do? ”
Zhu Mingming’s eyes lit up and said, “We can hand out flyers!”
In the leaflet, we say that aliens have sent spies to the earth. in addition, we have to post a picture of Sun Xiaokang to tell everyone that alien spies look like Sun Xiaokang.
What do you think? is my idea good? ”
Bai Gujing said, “although this method is a little stupid, it may be effective and can arouse everyone’s vigilance!”
I raised my hand and said, “I object. Put up my picture, so don’t you treat me like an alien spy?”
Zhu Mingming and Bai Gujing said in unison: “the objection is overruled!”
Oh, I can’t help it. Who told me it was my fault?
Next, the two men discussed the action plan intensively, such as how to write the content, where to print flyers, how to get the money, and where to send it.
Zhu Mingming also took a title for the leaflet-“be careful, the alien spy is by your side!”
The two talked enthusiastically, and I didn’t say a word.
Zhu Mingming said, “Sun Xiaokang, why don’t you speak?”
As the saying goes, three cobblers are worth a Zhuge Liang!
Why don’t you come up with some ideas? ”
After returning to the classroom, the students gathered around and asked curiously, “Sun Xiaokong, what’s going on?”
Tell us about it. ”
I said lightly, “it’s just that there is a case that I need to assist in the investigation, and now it’s clear.”
The students lost interest when they heard what I said.
As soon as the bell rang, everyone returned to their seats.
After school, two best friends dragged me to the office of the school newspaper. Bai Gujing had a good composition and was a reporter for the school newspaper, so he had the key to the office.
There is everything in the office of the school newspaper. They first took pictures of me with their mobile phone. Then, Bai Gujing was responsible for writing the content, and Zhu Mingming was responsible for typesetting and computer printing.
Half an hour later, pages of wanted leaflets were printed, each with a big picture of me, with a line under it: “this is what an alien spy looks like!”
Report telephone number: XXXXXXXXXX! “

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