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I decided to go home

Suddenly feeling dull, I bowed my head and went out of the plastic surgery hospital.
I decided to go home and never want to see so many people like me on the street again!
When I passed the cinema on my way home, I saw a sea of people in front of the cinema, and the billboards, large and small, were covered with posters of “Angel’s smile”.
The poster is extremely simple, which is my smiling face.
The largest one reads: “two days after its release, it grossed more than 100 billion at the box office!”
Many fans lie in front of the poster, touching my face on the poster, both men and women, the face is a nymphomaniac expression.
Looking at the perfect face on the poster, I don’t know why, I feel an indescribable disgust in my heart.
I looked around and saw a lot of faces that looked like me but were badly imitated-all of them were plastic surgery.
All the other films have to be rescheduled because of the release of “Angel smile”-now everyone comes to the cinema to see “Angel smile”, who will watch other films?
There were so many people queuing up in front of the ticket office to buy movie tickets that even the square and road in front of the cinema were packed.
Oh, my God, how can I squeeze out?
I regret coming to the cinema out of curiosity.
Someone patted me on the shoulder behind me.
I looked back and saw a young man with a moustache-except for the moustache, the face looked almost like mine.
He asked in a low voice, “do you want a ticket for the movie?”
I met the scalpers!
I asked, “how much is one?”
Moustache said cunningly, “I think you are very honest. How about ten thousand yuan each?”
I shook my head and said, “it’s so expensive!”
You might as well rob it!
It’s just watching a movie, but you can’t see Sun Xiaokong’s real person. ”
Moustache gave me a white look with a look that I really didn’t know: “is there anyone on this planet who doesn’t want to see Sun Xiaokong?”
But it’s harder to see him than to see the president of the United States!
It’s a dream that you want to see Sun Xiaokang for ten thousand yuan.
I’m telling you, it’s reported on TV that it costs 10 million yuan to have a meal with Sun Xiaokang now. I heard that this is still a rock-bottom price. It is estimated that it will climb to 100 million in half a month, or the pound. ”
I was startled to hear him say that– why didn’t I know the news?
Alas, if it counts for me to meet myself, then I will look in the mirror and look in the mirror 10 million times. Ten times is 100 million, and a hundred times is 1 billion.
Then I really made a fortune!
I wanted to say something else, but suddenly I was hit by someone and my sunglasses fell to the ground.
I was about to bend down to pick it up, but I heard “moustache” shouting, “Oh, my God, you are Sun Xiaokang!”
The crowd boiled up when he called out like this.
Everyone asked each other, “Sun Xiaokang, where is it?”
I tried to squeeze out, but it was as if I was stuck in a wall and couldn’t move at all.
Moustache tugged at me and shouted, “there he is!”
Moustache quickly took off my hat and took off my mask.
Although I struggled desperately, the armed forces were taken away by him.
I hastened to defend: “No, I am not Sun Xiaokang, I just look like him in plastic surgery.”
The people around me went crazy, surrounded me and screamed:
“it’s impossible. No one can have plastic surgery so perfectly!”
“Sun Xiaokang!”
“Oh, my God, it’s the real Sun Xiaokang!”
Everyone went crazy and squeezed towards me, and from time to time there were screams.
I’m in a hurry, everyone is so crowded, it would be bad in case of a stampede!
I shouted, “Don’t squeeze.”
Unfortunately, the voice was so low that few people could hear it-even if they did, no one listened to me.
What shall I do?
People around me held out “salty pig hands” to me, some touched my hair, some touched my face, some touched my hands.
Fortunately, most people have the heart to cherish the jade, see that I am so perfect, do not have the heart to hurt me, so they touch me gently.
However, it is horrible to be touched by so many hands!
How can I get out of here?
At this time, I had an idea and remembered my magical smile.
So I suddenly rode on the back of the moustache, which was immediately a bit higher than most people, and then I smiled again-seeing my smile brighter than the sun, the whole audience quieted down and everyone froze.
Haha, it’s amazing!
While everyone was waiting, I snatched the mask, hat and sunglasses from the moustache, put them all on, and squeezed out of the crowd.
Once people regained consciousness and tried to arrest me, I took off my mask and continued to smile at them, and they were immediately stunned by the magic of my smile.
After squeezing for more than an hour, I finally squeezed out of the crowd, my face almost stiff with laughter.
I jumped into a taxi and began a victorious escape: “Master, go!”
Go straight ahead and drive faster! ”
At this time, the dark crowd crowded towards the taxi, and people shouted, “Sun Xiaokang.”
Sun Xiaokang. ”
The taxi rushed across the street, leaving my fans far behind.
With a long sigh of relief, I took off my hat, sunglasses and mask.
Just then, I felt two burning eyes shining at me.
I turned around and saw the taxi driver looking at me blankly-he was driving, and I was still in the car!

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