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She’s right next to me.

Seeing that people didn’t believe me, I went on to explain, “really, she said she was an alien.”
She’s right next to me. Can’t you see her? ”
Everyone shook their heads and looked at me strangely.
I wonder, such a living person, how can people not see her?
Fat Sea came towards me, looked me up and down with small eyes and asked, “you didn’t swim this morning, did you?”
“No, why?”
Why does Fat Sea ask me this question all of a sudden?
What a nonsense!
Fat Sea smiled cunningly and said, “then why are you out of your mind?”
Bang!
The dog can’t spit ivory out of its mouth, so this guy is deliberately making fun of me!
The other students roared with laughter.
I got angry. I stood up and said to Fat Sea, “you’re out of your mind!”
Fat Sea saw that his trick had succeeded and laughed and said, “how can you talk nonsense in broad daylight if you don’t get into the water?”
Where are there aliens?
You make it out and show it to me! ”
It seems that everyone is really out of sight.
However, the guy “Fat Sea” is so exasperating that if you can’t see it, you can’t see it. Why harm people?
If only I could cure him!
The shadow seemed to hear my mind again and winked at me slyly. Then she took a thin and small metal bar from her belt and pointed at the fat sea.
The metal rod emitted a thin beam of light and hit the “fat sea” on the forehead.
However, none of the students seemed to see the light emitted by the shadow and the metal rod, because the students scattered without feeling, and the “fat sea” went to his seat contentedly.
Suddenly, behind me came the cry of “Fat Sea”: “Oh, where is there so much water?”
What’s going on?
Help! ”
I turned around to see-Oh, my God, the ears of “Fat Sea” are spraying water on both sides like two tap faucets watering flowers on the lawn!
He raised his hand and tried to cover it, but the water sprayed more and more, and he could not cover it.
Other students are also stunned-how is it possible that the big head of “Fat Sea” can spray water?
“Fat Sea” yelled, “help, help.”
There was still a steady stream of water in his ears, and the water sprayed higher and higher, farther and farther away.
The students were stunned at first, and suddenly, a classmate giggled, and immediately everyone roared with laughter.
The face of “Fat Sea” was red and white, and his eyes were full of tears. I don’t know why he was like this.
At first, I felt relieved, but I soon felt a little pitiful about him-isn’t it too much for me to make him look so ugly when he just laughed at me?
So I said to Shadow in my head, “almost, forget it!”
The shadow could hear my thoughts. She pointed at the fat sea with a metal rod, and the ears of the fat sea stopped running water.
“Fat Sea” also shook his head for a few times, but there was not even a drop of water!
The students gathered around curiously and asked:
“Fat Sea, what just happened?”
“are you doing magic?”
“here, let me see. Why do you spray water on your ears?”
Fat Sea stumbled for a long time, and finally came up with a reason: “that, in fact, I hid a plastic pipe that can spray water in my clothes.”… ”
The students asked one after another, “plastic pipe?”
Take it out and have a look! ”
The face of “Fat Sea” blushed for a while, and I didn’t know how to tell the lie.
Fortunately, the class bell rang and he was rescued.
When everyone went to their seats, “Fat Sea” leaned to my ear and asked me, “Sun Xiaokang, to be honest, is it your fault to spray water on my ears?”
Are you getting back at me? ”
I hastened to defend: “No, really not me, I am not a magician!”
It’s not a good thing to get into trouble with the “fat sea”. As soon as he falls down, he can crush me!
“Fat Sea” thought for a moment and said, “it’s the same. You’re all thumbs. I don’t think you can do it.”
I am dizzy, it turns out that the best way to excuse myself is to show weakness to others!
The first class was a math class. The math teacher Li Moyu came into the classroom with a stack of examination papers in his hand.
“Li Mo Yu” is of course a nickname. If you have read Jin Yong’s novels, you should know how good she is when you hear this name.
After I got the test paper, I only glanced at it and felt a headache: Oh, my God, it’s the Mathematical Olympiad again!
In this world, some people are dizzy with blood, others are dizzy with height, and I am dizzy with Mathematical Olympiad.
I really don’t understand, why does everyone have to learn some Mathematical Olympiad?
Although the Ministry of Education has repeatedly issued articles to ban the “Crazy Mathematical Olympiad”, schools are always disobedient, and math teachers of all grades add “Mathematical Olympiad meals” to their students from time to time.
This is called “there are policies at the top and countermeasures at the bottom”.
I can’t even read the questions on this paper, not to mention the answers.
Ying er looked at the topic I did and said, “I can’t believe your teacher asked you to do such a pediatric problem!”
It’s too easy! ”
I cried and laughed and said, “of course you think it’s easy, but it’s harder for me than climbing Mount Qomolangma.”
Ying er said, “it doesn’t matter. I can help you.”
The shadow pointed to my head with her magical metal rod.
I thought to myself: what, is she going to turn me into a super genius?
When she takes back the metal bar, I’ll look at the Mathematical Olympiad.
Why, as before, the Mathematical Olympiad problem knows me, but I don’t know it-I haven’t become smarter, and I’m still at my wit’s end in the face of those problems.
But just then, I felt a “bawling” sound in my brain like when I was on radio FM.
After a while, I heard the voices of other students–.
“Colgate” is saying: “Li Mo worry is evil, the question is so difficult!”
Is there something wrong with you? ”
Oh, my God, a good student like Colgate dare to scold the teacher in private?
).
The voice of the study committee is: “I read the last question in a book yesterday.”
Well, the book is still in my bag. I’ll take a peek at it when the teacher isn’t looking. ”
Why do good students also want to cheat?
).
Fat Sea said, “which pervert invented this kind of question?”
Pervert. ”
Haha, this is definitely the style of “fat sea”. People are often called “perverted”.
).
But why do people dare to be so open-minded?

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