“can you eat faster?
Why is a boy eating so politely? ”
I am speechless: it is not that I am gentle, it is that you are too rude!
After dinner, Ying’er and I walked in the campus. I asked curiously, “Shadow, why is it that only I can see you, but others can’t?”
I thought to myself: is it because I am handsome?
I didn’t see that before!
Yinger’s cherry mouth skimmed: “Don’t flatter yourself!”
By earthly standards, you are not good-looking.
I won’t let anyone see me just because I don’t want to be seen. ”
I blushed and thought, “I really don’t have any secrets in front of the shadow.”
No, I can’t lose my privacy!
So I couldn’t help saying, “Shadow, can we make an agreement?”
Shadow tilted his head and asked, “which three chapters?”
“the first chapter is that you cannot detect my mind waves without my consent.
You know, thinking is private for everyone on earth, and everyone has the right to maintain their own privacy. ”
Ying er looked at me for a while and said, “well, if you don’t like it, I won’t detect it!”
What are the other two chapters? ”
I haven’t decided yet. ”
At this time, I felt the same pain as the thorn in my back. When I looked back, I saw several first-and second-grade “Little Bang beans” pointing behind me.
They all looked at me like a madman-because they couldn’t see the shadow and thought I was talking to myself, so they took me for a psychopath!
I yelled at them, “what are you looking at?”
There was a look of panic in the eyes of the “Little Bang Bang beans”, and then they broke up in a rush.
In order to prevent others from treating me as a psychopath, I led Yinger to speak in the small bamboo grove on campus.
As soon as I entered the small bamboo grove, I heard a child’s voice: “Don’t rob me of my money, it was my mother who bought me books!”
Another voice shouted, “kid, give me the money!”
Where does it come from so much nonsense? besides, I’ll beat you up! ”
I was furious: it was outrageous that someone dared to rob the school in broad daylight.
I must stop this from happening and let them know that there is justice in the world.
I ran quickly and stood in front of the victim-a junior student.
I shouted: “stop!”
How shameless to rob a child of money! ”
A strange voice said, “Oh!”
Boss, how dare anyone in this school yell at you? ”
Then I heard a thunderous voice: “Boy, get out of here!”
Do you even dare to take care of my Zhu Ba’s affairs? are you getting impatient? ”
I looked up and was startled: the guy standing in front of me was a head taller than me and was so burly that he could stand up to three of me alone!
I couldn’t help panicking and thought: what should I do?
He can kick me out with one punch!
My brain is turning so fast that I keep remembering what people in TV dramas and movies will do when they encounter such a situation.
By the way, pretend to know kung fu and scare the enemy away!
Although I don’t know kung fu, in view of my admiration for swordsmen, every time I broadcast a martial arts drama on TV, I will follow the protagonist to draw a few tricks, bluffing should be no problem.
So I imitated the movements of Bruce Lee and made a few moves, and it seemed that the tiger was in full swing.
The guy who spoke strangely seemed scared and said to Zhu Ba, “Boss, he looks like he has two brushes. He won’t meet a master today, will he?”
A trace of hesitation flashed across Zhu Ba’s face.
I secretly smiled in my heart: I did not expect that this move would really work, and the screenwriter did not deceive me!
The shadow floated in front of me, looked at me admiringly and said, “I can’t believe you know kung fu. You play as cool as the animals in Kung Fu Panda!”
Hearing the shadow praise me, I was suddenly elated-even the aliens praised me, it seems that I am really extraordinary!
However, the ancients said that you should be modest.
In order to hide my arrogance, I said modestly: “where, this is not real kung fu, I will just pose.”
As soon as he uttered these words, he heard a burst of laughter from Zhu Ba: “Ha, boy, how dare you fool me!”
You’re dead today! ”
Zhu Ba couldn’t hear the shadow, and I replied that he was picking up his men’s words– it was a self-confession, didn’t I?!
Zhu Ba could not help saying that he punched me with a punch.
I flew up, hit a few pieces of bamboo heavily, and was bounced to the ground.
If it hadn’t been for a few bamboos behind me, I would have flown to the sky!
The shadow ran over and asked with concern, “are you all right?”
I shook my head and clenched my teeth. “it’s all right, I can beat him!”
I thought to myself: you can’t be ashamed of yourself in front of girls.
However, seeing that I am in such a mess, you should know that you want to help me, don’t you?
Who knows, Ying er heard me say this, unexpectedly left two words “come on”, flashed to one side, it seems that she really thought I was all right.
I really regret that I made an appointment with her and forbade her to eavesdrop on my thoughts.
Otherwise, she should be able to hear my brainwaves for help, right?
At this moment, there was the sound of footsteps behind me.
I was secretly happy: , is there any reinforcements?
Zhu Ba also stopped and looked in the direction of the footsteps.
The sound of footsteps was getting closer and closer, and when I looked intently, I found that it was a “fat sea”.
I waved to him, hoping he could help me-I swear he saw me, but he walked past us as if he didn’t see anything.
I shouted, “Fat Sea, come and help me!”
“Fat Sea” was greased on the soles of his feet and ran out of sight.
I secretly scolded in my heart: coward!
Well, the next time I run into you and get beat up, let’s see if I don’t rush up and add two punches!
I can’t help it. Now I have to ask for a shadow.
I’m going to save face. Please help me.
Unexpectedly, Zhu Ba rushed over with lightning, lifted me up and gave me another punch, and I flew out again.
“can you eat faster?