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I’m dumbfounded.

I’m dumbfounded. What can I do?
Well, it’s all the work of Shadow.
I looked at her floating in the air and said, “take care of this quickly!”
With a wave of the metal rod, I flew up, and everyone exclaimed, “Oh, my God, this bouncing force!”
Alas, it’s not bouncing, it’s magic.
The shadow took me to the roof of the tallest building in the school, and my classmates were still looking for me everywhere.
Yinger asked me for credit: “how’s it going, not bad?”
“what’s good?
I beg you, don’t make trouble again! ”
“Don’t you want to play basketball well and make your classmates impressed?
I’m trying to help you! ”
I looked at her in a daze. How did she know?
This is my secret buried in the bottom of my heart, and I haven’t told anyone about it!
I only declare that I don’t like basketball.
By the way, she is no ordinary person.
Well, I’m sure she probed into my inner mind again, it’s too much!
I was so angry that I pinched her by the neck: “Shadow, how many times have I told you, don’t use your superpowers to pry into my mind!”
The shadow turned pale, and the aliens were afraid of being strangled, so I hurriedly let go: “are you all right?”
I’m sorry. I’m sorry.
And please don’t pry into my mind again! ”
The shadow touched his neck and said, “Ah, that’s what it feels like when people on earth are pinched by their necks.”
Why are you so nervous?
I’m just experiencing it. ”
Fainted, it turned out that she was just experiencing the feeling of earthlings!
No, I must find out her weakness and restrain her, otherwise I will be bullied to death by her.
Finally, I didn’t dare to go back to the classroom until school was over and my classmates were gone. Under the control of Shadow, I was like a puppet. I couldn’t help playing basketball for a class and jumped again and again. I found myself sore all over now.
When I picked up my schoolbag and was ready to go home, I suddenly remembered that it was my turn to be on duty today.
Helplessly, I picked up my broom and began to sweep the floor.
While sweeping the floor and wailing because of the pain on the body, this is definitely the result of excessive exercise.
Ying er sat on the table, shaking her legs and watching me clean, and said, “the materials you use on earth are so unscientific that you have to clean up in such a troublesome way.”
I was surprised and said, “Don’t you have to clean up your Ventsy planet?”
“We use materials that will not be stained with dust on the planet Ventucci.
Besides, Van Tessie doesn’t have any dust, it’s very clean! ”
“what are you doing here if you don’t stay on such a good planet?”
“because it’s fun on earth!”
I gave her the broom plug: “it’s fun for you to sweep!”
“but isn’t that what you’re supposed to do?”
“I could have done it quickly, just because you fooled around in PE class and let me play basketball for a class, so I am sore all over now, so you are responsible for sweeping the floor and I am responsible for mopping the floor.”
“but I was trying to help you!”
“then help others to the end!”
Instead of arguing with me, Ying’er waved her broom like a monkey playing with a golden hoop, making dust all over the place.
She swept and laughed and said, “that’s funny.”… ”
“stop!
That’s not how it’s swept. Sweep it gently. ”
The shadow swept the floor according to my instructions.
I took the bucket to the bathroom to fetch water and thought: she should have finished sweeping when I came back.
As a result, I returned to the classroom, only to find that the shadow was gone, even the broom was gone!
Strange, where are the people?
I looked around, but there was no one in sight.
I only heard bursts of familiar laughter outside the window. I went to the window and saw that the shadow was flying in the sky on a broom, laughing at the same time.
Seeing me, Shadow waved excitedly to me: “look, do I look like a witch?”
A witch flying on a broom! ”
What’s so happy about being like a witch?
I heard a scream: “look, there is a broom flying in the sky!”
Looking down, he saw a boy in the first or second grade with a big running head. He saw the broom flying in the sky and was very curious.
I immediately thought that other people could not see the shadow, they could only see a broom flying in the sky.
I was busy waving to Shadow: “come on down!”
Yinger ignored me at all. I said, “if you don’t come down, I’ll ignore you!”
The shadow swooped down at great speed and flew into the classroom through the window.
She smiled at me: “it’s fun to fly on a broom!”
I read in your book that there is a kind of person who can fly in the sky on a broom, that is, a witch.
Am I a witch now? ”
I said angrily, “A witch is a bad person on earth. What’s so exciting about being a witch?”
All right, hurry up and sweep the floor! ”
With a wave of the metal rod, the broom began to sweep the floor automatically, and the mop automatically pulled up the floor.
I said happily, “Wow, that’s great!”
“how cool!”
The voice of a little boy was heard in my ear.
Oh, no. How could anyone see you?
I turned around, it was the “big run” downstairs, and he was looking at me with admiration.
I was surprised and said to Shadow, “stop it!”
Yinger pointed to the metal rod, and the broom and mop stopped and fell straight to the ground.
“Big run” took me by the hand: “Brother, you are so good, even better than Harry Potter!”
Teach me how to use a broom! ”
Oh, no, he can’t see the shadow, so he thinks I’m a magical person. Unfortunately, I’m not Harry Potter, I’m just an ordinary Muggle.
Up to now, I have to pretend to be stupid: “how could I use a broom?”
Little brother, you must have read it wrong. ”
“Dabentou” said doubtfully, “but just now I clearly saw a broom flying in the sky. As soon as you waved, the broom flew into this classroom through the window.”
Besides, it was obvious that you were sitting here, but the broom was sweeping the floor by itself! ”
With a bad smile on his face, Ying er said, “now you are a witch, too.”
I gnash my teeth-even if I have magic, I should be a witch. How can I be a witch?

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