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I said happily

I said happily: “Shadow, you are going to become a big lobster, by the way, and hairy crabs. I like seafood best.”
“just a moment. I’ll search for it. I’ll change it!”
What?
Did you change it from somewhere else?
I thought she made it up out of thin air!
No, I wanted to make sure, and I asked, “are you saying these things came from somewhere else?”
“Yes, I searched around here, and these are the only dishes I like best, so I changed them.
If you want lobster, wait a minute. ”
“you mean it was changed from someone else’s house?”
“that’s right.”
Faint, do not let anyone find out, or we will become thieves!
“stop eating and change things back!”
“change back?”
“you can’t change other people’s things into your own home!
This is stealing! ”
Ying er said aggrieved: “but my stomach is so hungry!”
“if you change other people’s things, aren’t they going to starve?”
“that’s true, too.”
With a wave of the metal stick, the table was empty again-she changed all the food back.
There was nothing to eat, so she had to eat instant noodles with me, bemoaning: “Instant noodles are really terrible!”
“just get used to it.
I think it’s delicious. ”
“but doesn’t the Internet say that if you eat too much instant noodles, you will become mummified?”
The most troublesome thing about being with Yinger is that her brain can surf the Internet and can find a lot of information at any time, making you laugh or cry.
“I haven’t mummified after eating so many instant noodles. Don’t worry!”
Having finally finished eating instant noodles, I went back to my room to change my clothes.
I took off my clothes while humming a song, and in a twinkling of an eye, I found Shadow staring at me.
“get out!
I can’t believe you stared at a boy undressing! ”
Seeing that I was so excited, Shadow ran out of the room in horror.
I locked the door and rejoiced to myself: fortunately, I didn’t take it off soon.
Well, you must tell Ying er that you can’t come into my room in the future.
The “bang” knock on the door sounded, does the shadow still want to appreciate me changing clothes?
“do you know what indecent assault means?”
“Sun Xiaokang, what are you talking about?
I thought I told you not to yell! ”
Dad’s excited voice came from outside the door.
I opened the door and my father was standing at the door with a livid face.
Before I could speak, my father crackled and said, “you know, I just had a great idea. If the idea is complete, I will certainly be able to write a book that has never been written before and never written before and since.” he became a great writer and was sought after by people all over the world.
As a result, you yelled and interrupted my train of thought, and now I can’t remember anything. ”
Every time when my father is conceiving a work, as long as I make a little noise, my father claims that my train of thought has been interrupted by me. From childhood to childhood, I have destroyed my father’s works that can shock the world.
Really, my father has never written anything that shocked the world before.
Alas, it is not easy to be a son of a non-famous writer who writes by inspiration.
The shadow appeared from behind his father and said aggrieved for me, “it’s too much for him to say that some inspiration has been interrupted by you when there is clearly a mess in his head.”
Although I have done this in private, after all, he is my father. I can do it myself, but how can I let an alien scold him?
I glared at the shadow: “Don’t talk nonsense!”
Well, now Dad was even more excited, because Dad thought I was talking about him: “what are you talking about?”
You call me nonsense?
Do you know what it means to respect teachers, love the old and love the young, and respect the elders? ”
Dad talks incoherently when he gets excited, and he goes on and on.
Ying er was obviously impatient. He took out a metal rod and pointed to it. Suddenly, his father could not open his mouth and could not make a sound.
Dad covered his mouth in horror and looked at me, obviously unable to understand what had happened.
I pulled the shadow aside and asked, “what have you done to my father?”
Yinger said angrily, “he’s too noisy, don’t you think?”
“I do think so.
But he’s my father, so you have to respect him! ”
The shadow flew into my father’s study, and I followed.
Ying er picked up her father’s manuscript, flipped through it quickly, and said her comment: “is this also called an article?”
It’s bullshit! ”
I thought it was too much for Ying er to say so about my father, and hastened to defend his father: “although it is not a very good article, it is too much for you to say so.”
At least he writes articles fluently and occasionally with a little humor. ”
The shadow interrupted me: “this kind of article printed will only be a waste of paper, a waste of the earth’s resources-the earth’s trees have been cut down badly enough!”
This kind of article is not creative at all and is repeating the works of its predecessors. ”
Ying er commented on her father’s article in a sensible way, and said every word in a reasonable way.
If she were to be a critic, she would be very authoritative if she didn’t criticize her father’s article.
I covered Ying er’s mouth: “well, I am inviting you to be a guest at home, so stop criticizing my father’s article, this is impolite to the host family.”
The shadow took away my hand and said, “I’m telling the truth!”
Shouldn’t you tell the truth?
Doesn’t it say in your fairy tales that children who lie will have longer noses? ”
“I don’t want you to lie, but sometimes you have to speak politely. If Dad heard you comment on his article like that, he would be furious!”
“but one has to face reality!
His mind is simply a mess, filled with all kinds of other people’s works from ancient times to the present, in addition, there are all kinds of fantasies after becoming famous.
His works keep repeating others, but he doesn’t have his own creativity! ”
There was a trace of surprise in my heart: is there any way Yinger can help my father?

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