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It’s not surprising that this antenna can make a sound, but how does it eat?

I stared curiously at its antenna and asked the question I wanted to ask as soon as I saw it: “how do you eat?”
It’s not surprising that this antenna can make a sound, but how does it eat?
This is really a bizarre question.
The ball smiled and said, “We don’t have to eat, we meet our body’s needs by absorbing cosmic energy.”
“Wow, how amazing!
Isn’t that just like plants on earth? ”
The ball nodded happily: “you are so smart. You can think of me as a walking plant.”
There is a picture in my mind that all the plants on the earth can walk around.
Oh, my God, this is so weird!
I realized with hindsight that it could use my language!
“I can’t believe you speak Chinese?
Are you from earth, too? ”
Maybe there are races on earth that we don’t know about.
The ball laughed and said, “the technology on our planet is super developed. I have all the language knowledge of the universe stored in my head. When you said the first sentence, I had already searched your language system. So I can talk to you in your language.”
I looked at him with envy and thought: the development of science and technology is really good. If I had this ability, wouldn’t it be as easy to learn Chinese and English as drinking water?
“get out of the way, you ugly bastard!”
“now it’s my turn to play.”
“well, if I say it’s mine, it’s mine!”
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I heard the sound of “Fat Sea” and ran over to see that he was competing for a video game with a winged elf, and he obviously bullied him.
I couldn’t help sighing: “he was humiliated and thrown into space.”
The elf looks fragile.
“Fat Sea” bullied the weak, pushed the elves aside and sat in front of the game console to play the game.
Filled with righteous indignation, I went over to help the elf up and patted Fat Sea on the shoulder.
Fat Sea waved: “what are you doing? can’t you see I’m busy?”
“how could you rob other people’s game consoles?”
Fat Sea turned to look at me: “Sun Xiaokang, are you from the earth or not?”
Don’t you know we have to stick together when we get into space?
Are you going to turn your elbows out to help this ugly guy? ”
Faint, what kind of theory is this?
“anyway, what you are doing is wrong. Hurry up and give it back to others!”
Fat Sea said, “Sun Xiaokang, mind your own business, or I will be rude to you.”
Colgate came up and asked, “what happened?”
The villain of “Fat Sea” complained first: “monitor, you come to judge, Sun Xiaokang unexpectedly helped this ugly creature and asked me to give him the game machine to play.”
Well, maybe Sun Xiaokang is not an earthling at all, but an alien! ”
I said: “Don’t listen to his nonsense, obviously he robbed the elf’s game machine!”
It’s too much for you to be bossy at school, but now you’re embarrassed and thrown into space. ”
Fat Sea picked up my collar and said, “what did you say?”
The quarrel here attracted everyone’s attention, and a lot of people gathered around, even the headstone: “what’s going on?”
The elf pointed to the fat sea and said, “he stole my video game.”
As soon as these words came out, all the people stared at the fat sea with incredible eyes.
“Fat Sea” became exasperated: “if you rob it, you will rob it. What’s the big deal? am I the only one who robs other people’s things to play with?”
Everyone is talking about it, and they are actually speaking Chinese. It is estimated that the aliens here have the same super language ability as the ball.
“what?
Rob other people’s game consoles?
Nothing like this has happened since the opening of this park! ”
“it’s too much to bully the small with the big!”
“how can earthlings be so uncivilized!”
Other students and I feel hot on our faces, as if the person being criticized is not the “fat sea”, but us-who told us to come from the same planet?
The elf pointed to me and said, “Don’t talk about earthlings like that. This brother from Earth is a good man. He is the one who stood up for me.”
When we heard what the elves said, they stopped blaming the people of the earth.
Did not expect that the elf will speak for the people of the earth, it has just been bullied by people from the earth!
I heard Fat Sea whisper in fear: “there has never been a video game robbery here. I wonder how they will punish me.”
Yes, this is space. If it were thrown into space, wouldn’t it be dead?
“nothing like this has ever happened here, so there are no clear punitive measures,” the ball said to Fatty Sea. ”
Fat Sea breathed a sigh of relief, but the next sentence of the ball made Fat Sea pale: “according to the rules of the universe, the elves will punish you as much as they say.”
A thought flashed through my classmates and me: “Fat Sea” will suffer this time!
Fat Sea often bullies his classmates in class (he bullied me the other day, and Shadow played a trick on him and made his ears spray), and nine out of ten people in the class were waiting to gloat and watch the show.
The elf said to Fat Sea, “do you know you’re wrong?”
Fat Sea nodded immediately: “I know I was wrong!”
I will never rob other people’s video games again! ”
What he said sounded sincere.
The elf said, “then I forgive you. Have a good time.”
The students were dumbfounded: Oh, my God, are aliens so tolerant?
The elf flew away.
The students are ashamed of their schadenfreude just now. Compared with aliens, our mental realm is really far behind.
Other aliens watched us stand in a daze, took the initiative to come over and invited us to play together.
Laughter and laughter spread all over the playground again.
The time to return to Earth was coming, and everyone felt reluctant to part and waved goodbye to the aliens.
This is the happiest and best day everyone has ever had!
Guess who is the most reluctant to leave the amusement park?
Unexpectedly, it was the study committee “lollipop”. She was happily throwing dodgeball with a group of aliens, and everyone pulled her on the train desperately, and she burst into tears.

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