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Oh, my God

“be lenient in confession and strict in resistance!”
Oh, my God, how come the lines of “Li Mo Yu” are the same as those of my mother?
“I really didn’t copy anyone’s papers. I did it all by myself!”
Li Mo-Yu looked at me suspiciously: “you did it yourself. How is that possible?”
You got zero last time, how can you get a full score this time? ”
I heard that I got a full score this time, and all the students in the class looked at me with a monster-from zero to full score, it only took three days, so it would be strange not to be regarded as a monster!
“Miss Li, I was the first to finish the examination paper. How can I copy other people’s papers?”
What I said came to the point, and “Li Mo Yu” immediately felt justified.
However, she was still in disbelief and murmured to herself, “but how is this possible?”… ”
The students in the class began to talk again:
“that’s impossible. Sun Xiaokang not only handed in his papers in advance, but also got a full score in the exam. the sun came out in the west.”
“is he a genius?
Three days ago, he got a zero! ”
“he didn’t study so badly before. Was it on purpose that he got zero in the last exam?
As a matter of fact, he has been studying hard in secret, just to attract attention. ”
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Dizzy to death, how could anyone deliberately take a zero score in order to attract attention and make a splash?
The person who says that must be stuffed with straw!
Because there is no evidence of my cheating (in fact, although I did cheat, but this cheating is clever, how can not find out ah), and this is an era of paying attention to evidence, so although “Li Mo worry” still has some doubts about me, but I still got a full score!
When I got home, I put the full-mark paper in front of my father and mother, who recently turned all their attention to me because of my last zero score. As soon as I got home every day, I saw that they were already “waiting” for me at home.
Father and mother looked at the paper, first looked at each other, and then looked at me in surprise, their eyes almost protruding from their sockets.
After a while, they finally realized it and began to discuss it cheerfully:
“Oh, my God, son, I can’t believe you got a full score!
The father and son got full marks! ”
“I told you, our son is indeed a genius and has a bright future. There is no limit to it.”
“it seems that those teaching aids are still very effective!
I’m going to buy more at the bookstore tomorrow! ”
“the child’s mother, since our son is a genius, is it better to study at Tsinghua University or Peking University in the future?”
“what are you going to study at Tsinghua University and Peking University? just go straight to Harvard!”
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Ying’er said: “your parents on the earth are really strange. If you get a score of zero, it’s like you set a fire. If you get a full score, you will feel that you are honorable to your ancestors!”
Can grades really determine everything? ”
“that’s the way it is with us.”
I went back to my room and turned on the computer. The question of the next exam appeared on the computer.
The computer, as Ying er said, has become my “cheating machine in the exam”.
The angel showed up to teach again, and I studied with her carefully.
I use the “exam cheating machine” every day to predict the next exam questions, listen carefully and do papers.
I got full marks in every quiz, whether it was Chinese or math.
I became the “top student” in my class. The way the teachers looked at me changed completely and called on all the students to learn from me.
The legendary experience of getting a full score after I got a zero has spread all over the campus, and I have become the idol of the new generation in the school!
Adults are beginning to think highly of me and think I have a bright future!
The mid-term exam is in three days.
When I got home that day, I turned on the computer as usual, but there was nothing in the computer.
I panicked: “Shadow, there is something wrong with the cheating machine!”
The shadow shook the computer, checked it carefully, and said, “how did this happen?”
Maybe there’s something wrong with it! ”
I almost fainted: malfunction!
How can something go wrong at this critical moment?
I pulled the shadow and said, “Please, fix it quickly!”
Yinger said leisurely, “all right.”
She buried herself in repairing the computer.
I walked around anxiously: what if I couldn’t fix it?
What if I fail in the mid-term exam?
What would the class say?
What will the teachers think of me?
And Mom and Dad, they don’t know how disappointed they will be!
If you get a zero score again, my God, I can’t even think about the consequences-probably, as Dad said, I have to dig a hole and get into the ground!
The shadow said without looking up, “Don’t walk around, it makes me dizzy.”
I had to sit down and feel more anxious.
After repairing the shadow for a long time, he stood up and said, “I don’t know what’s wrong. I can’t fix it.”
I want to die with a heart: “what should I do?”
Ying er took it for granted: “before the appearance of the ‘cheating machine’, didn’t you take the exam?”
“but.”
As soon as Yinger pointed her finger, my schoolbag flew towards me: “you start to review now!”
I gritted my teeth so much that I really wanted to fight her.
However, “good men don’t fight with women”, forget it.
In fact, I can not beat the shadow, it is estimated that if we fight, I will be punched by her into space.
The cartoon movie Ying er has seen recently is Saint Seiya. It’s not fun for me to eat a Tianma meteor fist.
I opened my bag and took out my book. Holding the mentality of a dead horse as a live horse doctor, I began to read.
Do not see do not know, a look startled: the knowledge in books has suddenly become easy for me, I have a feeling of lifting weight as if light (but there are still a lot of content do not understand).
I finally feel a little more at ease-even if there is no prediction of the test questions this time, I should not get a zero score.

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