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They don’t believe it at all.

77 interrupted the words of “Tai Shang Lao Jun”: “well, it is your so-called sense of justice and compassion that blinds the eyes of many people, affects the judgment of many people, and leads to a great waste of social resources.”
Because of this, the development of the earth’s civilization is as slow as a snail’s crawl.
And don’t be hypocritical.
Although you are full of benevolence, righteousness and morality in front of the students, I know that when you took the bus yesterday, you dodged the ticket because the conductor did not check the ticket. ”
The students were all stunned, and they did not expect that I not only openly talked back to the teacher in class, but also dared to expose the teacher’s shortcomings-when talking on July 7, I used my voice, so both the teacher and the students thought that I had said those words.
Finally, after the strange talk of July 7, I was able to control my body again and wanted to sit down, but “Lao Jun” had already been angry and pointed to the door and roared: “shut up!”
Go and stand outside the classroom! ”
I had no choice but to obey, and at the same time I had a dialogue with 77 in my brain: “it’s all your fault!”
Will you stop making trouble? ”
“I’m not making trouble!
It’s not right that this kind of thing can’t happen on our planet! ”
“Please, you are on earth now, and in future classes, would you please not stand up and speak?”
“that’s fine!
But if you give me control of your body, I won’t come to class. ”
I couldn’t communicate with her, so I stopped talking at all.
After class, Zhu Mingming and Bai Gujing dragged me to a corner of the playground.
Bai Gujing frowned and asked, “Sun Xiaokang, what’s the matter with you today?”
I can’t believe I openly talked back to the teacher in class!
Besides, where did you get all that weird talk? ”
I said with a wry smile, “if I told you that I didn’t do it, would you believe it?”
Bai Gujing and Zhu Mingming looked at each other for a while before they realized.
Zhu Mingming said, “you didn’t do it?”
Are you a dual personality?
Did the other one of you do it?
Bai Gujing, is a dual personality considered a mental illness? ”
I stared at Zhu Mingming angrily and said, “you have a dual personality, you are a psychopath!”
Zhu Mingming asked, “didn’t you say that yourself?”
Seeing that there was no one around, I lowered my voice and said, “I am possessed by aliens.”
Zhu Mingming exclaimed, “what did you say?”
I quickly covered his mouth and said it again.
Zhu Mingming and Bai Gujing first looked at each other and laughed, then giggled with laughter.
I said angrily: “Hey, I am possessed by aliens, you can still laugh, or are you friends?”
Bai Gujing said, “Sun Xiaokang, you are becoming more and more humorous!”
They don’t believe it at all.
I said solemnly, “I swear I’m telling the truth!”
Zhu Mingming and Bai Gujing looked at me very carefully.
I thought to myself, “Great, it looks like they’re starting to believe me.”
With the help of three cobblers and Zhuge Liang, I may be able to get rid of alien control.
Zhu Mingming said, “Sun Xiaokang, I strongly suggest you see a psychiatrist.”
Bai Gujing glared at Zhu Mingming and said, “Don’t talk nonsense!”
How could Sun Xiaokang be mentally ill?
I guess he has seen a lot of science fiction and science fiction movies recently, and he will be all right in a few days. ”
I am very disappointed, they still do not believe me!
I don’t know how to prove it to them.
But for the sake of others, if someone told me that he was possessed by aliens, my reaction would probably be similar to that of Zhu Mingming and Bai Gujing!
The matter is so unimaginable that they can’t believe it and can’t blame them.
At noon, while queuing up to buy meals in the canteen, Qiqi looked at all kinds of dishes and curled his lips. I felt my mouth curl involuntarily and said, “you earthlings do things that waste time but are meaningless.”
Originally, eating is to provide energy for physical activities, but you, in order to taste good, do not hesitate to destroy the structure of the food by various means!
In addition, too much time is wasted on eating. No wonder the development of your earth is so slow and backward. ”
I don’t bother to argue with her. we are from two planets and can’t communicate at all.
I ordered my favorite braised fish, Mapo tofu and a portion of rice, and ate it with relish.
In the past, I had a problem with eating. Most of the time, I couldn’t eat all the food, usually half a bowl of rice and 1/3 dishes left, but today I seem to have been hungry for a long time.
Qiqi licked his lips with his tongue and said, “Wow, it’s delicious. I’ve been all over the universe, and I’ve never eaten such delicious food!”
No wonder you earthlings take great pains to study cooking skills and waste a lot of time on eating!
Come on, buy me another braised fish! ”
I don’t know if it’s because there are two people in me, my stomach is still hungry, but even if I’m hungry, I don’t want to listen to her!
I said, “what do you want to eat?”
As soon as I heard these words, I felt like Sun WuKong had been cursed by a Tang monk. I had a headache, and then I found that my hands and feet were out of control.
I stood up like a string puppet (though I tried not to stand up) and walked like a puppet to the place where I was playing vegetables (though I kept saying to myself to stop). Then he said in a voice that could be heard by the whole canteen (though I wanted to shut up): “Master, give me another braised fish, two chicken legs, three braised ribs and four pig’s feet.”
Seven or seven o’clock dishes can be used to invite a table of guests!
The canteen chef advised, “Little classmate, can you finish ordering so many dishes?”
Don’t waste food. ”
Qiqi said impolitely, “you don’t have to pay, mind your own business!”
The canteen chef didn’t think of me. No, 77 was a guy who “the dog bit Lu Dongbin– he didn’t know a good heart.” he couldn’t help glaring angrily, but there was nothing he could do about her.
He put the dishes at seven or seven o’clock on the plate one by one.
Soon, my plate was piled up into a hill.
Strangely enough, although the size of the food was half a foot high, it didn’t fall off!
And Qiqi, like an acrobat, easily brought the plate to the table and ate it hungrily.

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