“Sun Xiaokang, why don’t we get along peacefully?”
After my mother went out, Qiqi said in my head.
Live in peace?
It’s so funny, it’s like a robber broke into your house and said to you generously, “Let’s split the property rights of the house equally.”
I said angrily, “what kind of peaceful coexistence?”
This is my body. You can leave early and cool off wherever you go! ”
Qiqi said with a cold smile, “Don’t think I’m begging you!”
If you want me to go, it depends on your ability.
Don’t talk like that if you can’t do it!
If you cooperate with me, I can still help you.
If you go against me, hum, then you can’t eat and walk around! ”
Speechless, I suddenly remembered the story of the Farmer and the Snake: in ancient times, when a farmer finished his farm work, he saw a snake frozen and felt sorry for it, so he picked it up, carefully put it in his arms and warmed it with his body.
But when the snake woke up, it bit the farmer instead.
I think a man with a heart like 77 is the snake in the story.
When I went to school the next morning, I met Bai Gujing and Zhu Mingming at the school gate. I said to Qi Qi in my head, “yesterday you said you wanted to live in peace with me. I hope you have some sincerity.”
Now I’m going to say hello to my good friend. Please don’t talk and make trouble! ”
“all right, got it!”
Qiqi said, “but I still think you’re wasting your time.”
People on earth have a good saying, ‘there are no eternal friends, no eternal enemies, only eternal interests’. In this case, what is the point of making friends? ”
I said angrily, “if you don’t talk, no one thinks you’re mute.”
Just don’t talk anyway. ”
I was relieved. I went to Bai Gujing and Zhu Mingming and waved to them: “Hi, yesterday.”… ”
I wanted to explain to them what happened yesterday, but before I could finish, Bai Gujing and Zhu Mingming both bypassed me.
I ran after him and shouted, “you two.
Wait for me. ”
But neither of them looked back-they were still mad at me!
I was so depressed that I walked into the school gate with my head down.
In math class, teacher Tang Wan came in with a stack of papers and announced that the class would be quizzed.
The students panicked and complained that the teacher had made a sudden attack. No one had prepared in advance. I hope the teacher could change his mind.
Teacher Tang was not moved at all: “put away your textbooks and notes!”
The exam is a test of your learning results in a certain period of time. As long as you listen attentively and do your homework carefully, you will certainly be able to do well in the exam. ”
The students had no choice but to accept the reality.
After Mr. Tang’s paper was handed out, I was dumbfounded: I didn’t know how to do many of the questions on the paper. During this period of time, my attention was all on 77, and I didn’t have a good child to listen to the lecture and do my homework!
I looked at the paper blankly and thought hard on the penholder. I couldn’t work out a single problem.
Alas, there are no multiple choice questions on today’s paper, and I don’t even have a chance to try my luck to do a few right questions!
What might happen next came to my mind: teacher Tang gave me a good beating when he saw that I got a zero score in the exam; my classmates laughed at me behind my back and nicknamed me “git” and “straw bag”; my mother was so angry that she rewarded me with “fried meat with bamboo shoots”, and my poor ass was almost beaten by a feather duster.
It’s not good!
77 asked me, “Sun Xiaokang, are you full of straw in your head?”
You can’t even do such a simple question! ”
“you can do it. You can do it!”
“No problem, you give me control of the body and do it in five minutes!”
“I’m doing you a favor. Forget it if you don’t want to.”
I thought about it and agreed-she didn’t completely take my body away, and it wouldn’t hurt to let her use it.
77 took over my body, then picked up the pen and finished all the questions without thinking.
“teacher, I’m done.”
Said Qiqi loudly.
The whole class looked at me in surprise and whispered that today’s paper was so difficult that how could I finish it all at once!
Some students speculated that I was doing it at random, and I was going to be scolded by teacher Tang for a while.
Teacher Tang frowned and said, “all right, check it again and hand in the paper.”
77 uttered wild words: “the topic is too simple, there is nothing to check.”
Teacher Tang’s face sank: “in that case, hand in the paper.”
Qiqi said to me in my mind, “I’ll give you back my body. Go and hand in your paper.”
I can control my body again.
I stood up, went to the teacher and handed her the paper nervously.
Teacher Tang picked up my paper and glanced at it and said in surprise, “is it all right?”
Full marks! ”
The students looked at each other and wondered how I changed from “low achiever” to “high achiever”.
Some students speculated that I was possessed by an alien-he was unfortunately right!
Although Mr. Tang was surprised, he was still very happy.
She encouraged me to keep up my efforts and called on the whole class to learn from me.
After class, the students gathered around and asked me the secret of learning by leaps and bounds. I thought to myself: secret?
It’s simple, just let the aliens possess it.
“Sun Xiaokang, why don’t we get along peacefully?”